The Witcher: The Most Badass Geralt Of Bad-ass Quotes

The success of Netflix's adaptation of The Witcher, as well as the boost it has given to sales of the games and novels, means Geralt of Rivia's name is still on everyone's lips. The Witcher himself has become known as a man who gets things done. Also, one who says f**k a lot, at least on TV.

A Geralt continues to enjoy more love from fans than from almost anyone he encounters in his world, we've uncovered some more great quotes from the man himself. These words of wisdom are taken from both the books and and show some different sides to Geralt.

With Netflix's The Witcher coming up soon with its second season, it's high time to revisit some of Geralt of Rivia's most profound, vulgar, and even edgiest witcher quotes. Turns out he's quite the philosopher himself regardless of whether it's in the books, games, or in the show. Here are more of his most thought-provoking and clever words. Just make sure to credit him for these Geralt quotes.


  1. Evil is Evil.
  2. People like to invent monsters and monstrosities.
  3. You don't need mutations to strip men of their humanity. I've seen plenty of examples.
  4. "It's said, spitefully, the silver one is for monsters and the iron for humans. A lie, of course.
  5. Keep the gods out of it. Swear on your heads. Which I will take if you break your vow.
  6. I believe in sword.
  7. "Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed witcher...I'll never know. Something about my face?"
  8. I've overcome the vanity and pride of being different.
  9. Nonsense...and what's more, it doesn't rhyme. All decent predictions rhyme.
  10. Damn, you are ugly.
  11. Mistakes are also important to me. I don’t cross them out of my life, or memory. And I never blame others for them.
  12. Well, we’re afeared. And what of it? Do we sit down and weep and tremble? Life must go on. And what will be, will be. What is destined can’t be avoided, in any case.
  13. It is easy to kill with a bow, girl.
  14. This world doesn't need a hero. It needs a professional.
  15. Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.
  16. Lambert, Lambert, what a prick.
  17. You'd better pay up, or the invisible hand of the market will smack you so hard you won't sit down for a week.
  18. You know f*ck all, Dandelion.
  19. I run into dilemmas all the time... This is not one of them. You disgust me. And deserve to die.
  20. I'll carry on killing monsters in the ruins of this world until some monster kills me.
Full Quote: "Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling... Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another... I'd rather not choose at all."

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